Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and
have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big
event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after
dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the
first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist
to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for
about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The
boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will
be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night,
the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited
for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with
his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no
idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."